Resume Faux Pas “Please find the attached resume that highlights all my kills.” “Please find the attached resume that highlights all my kills.”
Resume Faux Pas “Proven ability to track down and correct erors.” “Proven ability to track down and correct erors.”
Resume Faux Pas Education: “Trained in CPR and harassment.” Education: “Trained in CPR and harassment.”
Resume Faux Pas “Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house.” “Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house.”
Resume Faux Pas Strengths: “Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.” Strengths: “Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.”
Resume Faux Pas Size of employer: “Very tall, probably over 6’5” Size of employer: “Very tall, probably over 6’5”
Resume Faux Pas “I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.” “I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.”
Resume Faux Pas Reason for Leaving: “My boss said the end of the world is near.” Reason for Leaving: “My boss said the end of the world is near.”
Resume Faux Pas Education: “Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10.” Education: “Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10.”
Resume Faux Pas Work History: “Performed brain wave tests, 1879-1981.” Work History: “Performed brain wave tests, 1879-1981.”